G0ldenfire357's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

Honestly. I'm just glad Newgrounds didn't crash this time.

[Nutbuster (✨THE CANCELLED UPDATE ✨)]

*you're fat🤓

Also OMG who would've thought a game about kicking nuts would be fun??? lol XD
The artstyle just screams shitpost game that is just stupidly well made.
The soundtrack is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING to listen to while playing especially the beginning screen! And the pause music is very calming to listen to after kicking people balls lol
The game mechanics itself are also amazing! Especially the dash button!
The first boss fight was a bit difficult for me lol mainly because I kept on getting hit and couldn't run away.

One thing I would suggest is a tutorial because I had to mainly look at the menu and figure it out as I play.

One thing that confused me is that we can buy anything in the shop, but how do we use those items and access them?

But seriously, this is a great game. Can't wait for August 28th!

ChalTheChalkyOne responds:

i'm glad you liked this dumb game! So first thing i wanna mention is that there IS a tutorial in the game, i think you just haven't encountered the screen where it ask you if you're new here. Secondly, i know 😅 it is very difficult to design a boss for a beat em up, especially for beginners, but i promise he'll get nerfed HARD when the revamp drops. Thirdly, since i haven't figured out how to add an inventory system in the game yet, you can't access any items in the game at all, they'll automatically activate themselves upon buying em so yeaaaa... Not really a great idea, But in the revamp there is an inventory system now! Which means i could not only just add items, but armor and weapons as well! Along with secret items, so that's cool!

Other than that, i'm thankful you've enjoyed this crappy and buggy game and hopefully you'll be there to play this game's revamped version once it's finally out!

[The Summertime in Wintertime Collab]

Other than mine being small, I'm glad I managed to get in and I loved everyone's art here and I hope I see yall in more collabs!

TigerPlushiefire responds:

Mine is kinda small flying to the ocean. but fits perfect for the summer vibe

[Valentine's Day Art Collab '24]

WOOHOO it's out! Ya know, for your first time hosting a collab, you really organized this quick! Wow! And as for all of the artists, I love all of your art and wish you all a Happy Valentine's day! <3

Also do you have to press the heart and the candy bag for every artwork in order to get the medals?

Loopykins responds:

You don't, you just have to press it once. Also thank you <3

[One Chance]

Bro... the fact that this isn't replayable(at least, not on newgrounds) really makes the message hit more. We only get ONE CHANCE to make our CHOICE. I went for the cure route and I didn't think it would cure only the dad and daughter. Honestly if it were just me and my dad in a lone, sick, dying world, then I would've gave up lol, too hopeless.

But I think the worse thing about this is that we had 6 days to do anything and we weren't able to use the bathroom :( I just wanted to take a shit and shower ok??? ToT

[The Skibidi Toilet Collab]

Dang I got 126 notifications on this. Well I didn't expect it to come out so early and this is my first collab(and a weird one) but I am so grateful for my artwork to be a part of something! :) Albeit I should've made my submission a bit brighter

1/5/24(m/d/y) edit: Just found out that Skibidi Toilet aired on Nickelodeon. We are all doomed.

Dreggsu responds:

I dodged a bullet by logging on the notification page lol

[Swords and Souls]

This and Rogue Soul(and a bunch of others) were one of my favorite flash games! So glad that I found it(and it's not laggy yay!)

[Rogue Soul]

YES I FINALLY FOUND THIS GAME! Although laggy here, it's actually good in friv4school ( now frivlegends.com ) After years I still love this game.

[Tricolor]

Honestly more addicting than I thought it was gonna be :) Love the simplicity of it

[:the game:]

So far I haven't even pressed play yet, and I already see that MARKIPLIER PLAYED THIS?!?
This is now a bit more intriguing...

Ok I'm on the Pacifism level(i think), and this is the most random game I have ever played, I love it XD